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volviz USK org team
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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kaz jaunz rajonaa?? _________________ Rocket launcher |
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Duke 402.lv administration
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Duke 402.lv administration
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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un man apstiprināja divas nedēļas D-Korejā...bet tur esot internet kafe ar jaunākajiem datoriem.
+ būs apmeklējums uz Samsung un Hyundai Motors. Pēdējā būs jāpaprasa nah tādus sūdu taisa...un jāpieprasa turbo + AWD kupeja... _________________ Eagle Talon TSi AWD - Slightly modified
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volviz USK org team
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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ta zentraa akal zaztreegumi?? _________________ Rocket launcher |
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Duke 402.lv administration
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volviz USK org team
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Ceramz tu tur tik tuvu zeedi ka puuteejorkjeztri dzirdi.. mosh redzi? _________________ Rocket launcher |
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Duke 402.lv administration
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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volviz wrote: |
Ceramz tu tur tik tuvu zeedi ka puuteejorkjeztri dzirdi.. mosh redzi? |
ja pastos pa logu tad redzu....bet mani tas neinteresē, tapēc labāk turpinu strādāt _________________ Eagle Talon TSi AWD - Slightly modified
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volviz USK org team
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Duke wrote: |
ja pastos pa logu tad redzu....bet mani tas neinteresē, tapēc labāk turpinu strādāt |
zpamot _________________ Rocket launcher |
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Elwis
Joined: 02 May 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Aluxne
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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ehhz es te akal pa to savu darbu pie RX-7, kaads nevar pateikt konkreetas vinja darbniicas koordinaates. jamais kautkur atpuuzties aizbrauca un otras atbildiigaas personas par manu uznjemshanu numuru taa arii neiedeva. buus jaameklee pasham. mozh ka varat kautkaa palidzeet? _________________ ! UNEXPECTED FILE FORMAT ! |
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volviz USK org team
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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man naf _________________ Rocket launcher |
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Elwis
Joined: 02 May 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Aluxne
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:48 am Post subject: |
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eeeekeeehehebrrrr < taads man buus klepus ja tur straadaashu arii turpmaak. riebiigs darbs, nevaig man taadu sevis izniicinaashanu _________________ ! UNEXPECTED FILE FORMAT ! |
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volviz USK org team
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:25 am Post subject: |
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140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. Dick Cheney walks over and says, "What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And Cheney says, "Really? How do you plan to pull that off?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."
Cheney exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you he wouldn't worry about the 140 million Iraqis!" _________________ Rocket launcher |
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silver [janka]
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Iedodiet man miljonu, parādā nepalikšu! |
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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What They Said . . . And What We Did
According to the story, after every Quantas Airlines flight the pilots complete a 'gripe sheet' report, which conveys to the ground crew engineers any mechanical problems on the aircraft during the flight. The engineer reads the form, corrects the problem, and then writes details of action taken on the lower section of the form for the pilot to review before the next flight. It is clear from the examples below that ground crew engineers have a keen sense of humor - these are supposedly real extracts from gripe forms completed by pilots with the solution responses by the engineers. Incidentally, Quantas has the best safety record of all the world's major airlines.
(1 = The problem logged by the pilot.) (2 = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)
1) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
2) Almost replaced left inside main tire.
1) Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
2) Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
1) Something loose in cockpit.
2) Something tightened in cockpit.
1) Dead bugs on windshield.
2) Live bugs on back-order.
1) Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
2) Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
1) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
2) Evidence removed.
1) DME volume unbelievably loud.
2) DME volume set to more believable level.
1) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
2) That's what they're there for.
1) IFF inoperative.
2) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
1) Suspected crack in windshield.
2) Suspect you're right.
1) Number 3 engine missing.
2) Engine found on right wing after brief search.
1) Aircraft handles funny.
2) Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
1) Target radar hums.
2) Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
1) Mouse in cockpit.
2) Cat installed. _________________ Rocket launcher |
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silver [janka]
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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bla bla bla _________________ Iedodiet man miljonu, parādā nepalikšu! |
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